Charleston’s offense > New York’s offense

I’d be remiss if I didn’t pass this along. Too funny.

Triple-A Scranton (7-2 win over Lehigh Valley)
Brett Gardner: 2 for 4, 2 R, 1 HR, 2 RBI – Chad Jennings said the homer was a no-doubter
Justin Christian: 1 for 4, 2 R, 1 SB
Cody Ransom: 2 for 4, 2 R, 1 HR, 3 RBI
Juan Miranda: 1 for 3, 1 BB
Alberto Gonzalez: 0 for 3, 1 BB – GIDP’ed
Eric Duncan: 0 for 3, 1 R, 1 K, 1 SB, 1 HBP
Alan Horne: 6 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 6 K, 1 Balk, 8-4 GB/FB – take out the second inning, and his line would be 5 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 5 K
Heath Phillips: 0.2 IP, zeroes – being used strictly as a lefty specialist this year, except in the occasional emergency spot
Scott Patterson: 1 IP, zeroes, 2 K – 8 of 9 pitches were strikes … your garden variety Scott Patterson outing
Edwar: 1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 2 K

Double-A Trenton
Game 1 (2-0 win over Binghamton in 7 innings) makeup of yesterday’s rainout
Ramiro Pena: 2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SB, 1 CS
Austin Jackson: 0 for 2, 1 BB
Jose Tabata: 0 for 3
Colin Curtis: 2 for 3, 2 R, 1 HR, 1 RBI – threw a runner out at second from LF
Cody Ehlers & Marcos Vechionacci: both 1 for 3, 1 K – Vech committed a fielding error
PJ Pilittere: 2 for 3, 1 RBI
Dan McCutchen: 5 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 7 K, 3-4 GB/FB – picking up right here he left off last year
Steven Jackson: 2 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 2 K, 3-1 GB/FB
Game 2 (4-1 loss to Binghamton in 7 innings)
Reegie Corona: 0 for 3, 1 K
Austin Jackson: 0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 K – still looking for that elusive first hit
Jose Tabata: 0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SB
Colin Curtis: 1 for 3, 1 SB
Chris Malec: 0 for 3
Marcos Vechionacci: 1 for 3, 1 RBI
Carlos Mendoza: 1 for 3, 1 E (fielding)
George Kontos: 3 IP, 4 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 3 BB, 2 K, 1 WP, 1-7 GB/FB – fugly
Mike Gardner: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 1 K – one walk was intentional
Bo Hall: 1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 2 K, 1 WP – Yanks’ only Rule 5 selection this year
Eric Wordekemper: 1 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 2 K – he gave up 3 ER in all of 2007

High-A Tampa (1-0 loss to Sarasota) they got completely owned by a rehabbing Matt Belisle, who had a 19-4 GB/FB ratio … I know he’s not a great big leaguer, but he is a big leaguer nonetheless, and Belisle handled the A-ballers accordingly
Eduardo Nunez: 2 for 4, 1 3B
rest of lineup: combined 0 for 26, 3 K – Seth Fortenberry K’ed once, Kevin Smith twice
Ryan Pope: 4 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 2 K – retired the last 8 batters he faced
Grant Duff: 3.2 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 1 K, 1 HB
Jon Hovis: 0.1 IP, zeroes, 1 K

Low-A Charleston
Game 1 (5-4 win over Rome in 7 innings)
Abe Almonte: 1 for 4, 1 R, 1 E (fielding)
Justin Snyder: 1 for 3, 1 R, 1 2B, 1 RBI, 1 BB, 1 E (fielding) – already his second error at second base after playing mostly shortstop last year
Bradley Suttle: 2 for 4, 1 R, 1 RBI
Jesus Montero: 1 for 2, 1 R, 1 BB – started at DH
Brandon Laird: 0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 K
Wady Rufino: 1 for 2, 1 RBI
Austin Romine: 0 for 2, 1 RBI, 1 K – started at catcher … GIDP’ed and drove in a run on a sac fly
Carmen Angelini: 1 for 3
Jairo Heredia: 4 IP, 3 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 7 K, 3-2 GB/FB – take away a crappy first, and his line is 3 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 7
Jason Stephens: 2 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 K
Jonathan Ortiz: 1 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 K – almost coughed it up after his teammates scored 2 in the top of the 7th to take the lead
Game 2 (13-0 beatdown of Rome in 7 innings) they hung a 9-spot in the 5th … 7 runs came off reliever Yelair Castro, who didn’t retire a single batter … the inning featured 10 hits (8 consecutive at one point), 1 walk, 1 HBP and a sac fly … just imagine if they hadn’t left 10 men on-base throughout the game
Abe Almonte: 2 for 4, 1 R, 2 RBI, 1 HBP, 1 SB
Carmen Angelini: 1 for 4, 2 R, 1 RBI
Bradley Suttle: 2 for 3, 2 R, 1 HR, 1 RBI, 2 BB – on base 9 times in 3 games
Jesus Montero: 2 for 4, 1 R, RBI, 1 K – both hits came in the 9-run inning … started at catcher
Larry Day: 1 for 1, 1 R, 1 2B, 1 RBI – pinch hit for Montero after all the carnage
Brandon Laird: 2 for 4, 2 R, 1 2B, 2 RBI
Wady Rufino: 2 or 4, 1 R, 1 2B, 1 RBI, 1 HBP
David Williams: 4 for 5, 1 R, 1 2B, 3 RBI – lined into an unassisted double play to end the 9-run inning
Walter Ibarra: 1 for 5, 1 R, 2 K
Austin Krum: 1 for 3, 1 R, 1 BB, 1 K
Noel Castillo: 4.2 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 8 K – don’t even bother asking, he’s a 24-yr old pitching in Low-A … there’s nothing to see here, just keep moving along folks
Jeese Hoover: 0.1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 K
Lance Pendleton: 1 IP, zeroes, 5 K – the forgotten prospect